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911 Recipe

Ingredients

1/3 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Aftershock® Cool Citrus mint schnapps
1/3 oz Firewater® cinnamon schnapps
Directions
Add to a shot glass, and shoot.


Sorry that I haven't been around much, er, at all, this week. The laptop, after 6 years of fabulous performance, has expired. Our annual training program has taken me out of the office for most of the week. In other words this is my p2p unplugged edition.

One of the most important seminars I attended this week had to do with Public Safety. There is no such thing as being safe in public places anymore. If a crazed or motivated gunman like the one at Virginia Tech, or at Dawson, or Ecole Polytechnic, is on a killing spree there isn't a blessed thing an ordinary citizen can do, other than run, or hide. And pray, if you are so inclined.

Even the everyday beat cop is trained to call for reinforcement in most circumstances, we were told. In an anxious audience of 300 or more I wasn't inclined to stick up my hand, clear my throat, identify myself as a blogger, and challenge the expert speaker. But I knew from Thursday Next's piece, TNA comments, and the Montreal Gazette online, that Montreal cops Marco Barcarollo and Denis Cote did not wait. They were part of a rapid response strategy that terrible autumn day at Dawson College.  This just isn't my area. I listened intently.

Unfortunately the promotion of fear is good for the security industry. The proposed solutions (Closed Circuit Cable TV etc.) are only helpful after the fact, and not very helpful, at that. It is easy and frightening to see how many people are relieved to be relieved of their human rights in the name of security. And no, the end of the seminar wasn't exactly the time to discuss esoteric theoreticals like habeus corpus and propriety of spying on citizens as a matter of course. Many of us had questions about how these incidents might be prevented. Isn't there something that can be done to identify and control risk factors? Prevention apparently isn't a growth industry, nor is it sexy. You don't get to use cliches like "handcuff" or "silver bullet" in the human potential and opportunity industry. But I did learn a few things. For example, did you know that during a major emergency cell phones are often useless? Emergency services can commandeer the entire cell broadband spectrum in an area for their own use. Ok, I've probably said enough.

As you know the drinky diary is always a bit personal, a bit idiosyncratic, a bit flakey. Today's diary took a completely unexpected direction when one of my colleagues, Jay, had a medical incident this morning. Apparently he wasn't feeling well. Then he lost his vision, became confused and asked for help. Everyone in the area swung into action. Within 10 minutes the ambulance had arrived, Jay's wife had been notified, and people were covering his responsibilities. We got an initial report that he's in the hospital and comfortable. I'm grateful we had people here who knew first-aid, that they provided good care with their first response. I'm grateful Canadians have a system that started to treat him without regard for the status of his bank account.

A minute ago I heard Jay did not have a stroke. That's good news. We feared the worst. He's going to be OK. The early word is that he had a problem called TIA, or Transient Ischemic Attack for those inclined to dig a little deeper. It looks like he's going to get some further diagnosis, treatment and a lifestyle makeover. A friend and colleague just told us Jay's 64th birthday is today.

Happy Birthday Jay! May you have a speedy recovery and many more birthdays to come. There's more than one way to dodge a bullet, buddy.

Cheers!

I miss TNA and feel guilty about not having participated. Should be back in full force soon.

by paul2port on 05/11/2007 11:52:15 AM EST

Happy birthday in more ways than one eh?

Getting a new laptop then P2P?

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/11/2007 12:05:14 PM EST

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Paul, but you are certainly missed!

The Next Agenda for Progressive Canadian Politics

by CanadianBill on 05/11/2007 09:12:10 PM EST

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what a snorefest of a trial.

He might get off for being so freaking boring.

The trial might pick up if someone would (please) start to recite British fleet, in ascending order by tonnage, at the battle of Waterloo.

I might be forced to write about other prominent socialites like Paris Hilton.

by paul2port on 05/11/2007 12:00:06 PM EST

a little bit of 'memory restoration'. A sudden recall that she is indeed a member of 'sluts and vermin' pack.

Blocking out the harmful rays in Chicago.

She didn't really just write this, did she?

Hope for resurrection of the genre resides, paradoxically, in the Internet. A cluster of sites gather up the best stories from such writers as Gogol, Maupassant, Chekhov, Somerset Maugham, Poe and Balzac. I can quote the D.H. Lawrence "Rocking Horse Winner" by heart -- perhaps because I recognize from my own childhood the sound the little boy hears in the walls of his home: "There must be more money! There must be more money!" and I still thrill to O'Henry's "The Gift of the Magi," which describes perfectly the relationship I hoped to find and did discover at the end of my marital pilgrimage.

That relationship, together with the happy discovery of the staunchness of friends over the past four years, is its own solar system. And what we are living through is not especially noteworthy on any scale of nightmares. I suppose it's the process of being singled out that is often more frightening than the thing itself. A Holocaust survivor once explained to me that when Jews were being rounded up it was awful, but you were not in it alone. Your friends and family were in a similar situation -- there was a sort of order. One was, so to speak, less traumatized belonging to a persecuted group than being the single elephant man, though being a member of a persecuted group could be far deadlier.

A few weeks ago, a Maclean's reader wrote a cheery email in reference to my husband's difficulties: "I don't suppose," he wondered, "that when they finally lock up that thing she's married to that she could go along with him." He is clearly not an O'Henry reader, or he would know that though such a miscarriage of justice will not occur, for me nothing less than his wish would do.

                  ?????

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 04:11:02 PM EST

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Making me laugh out loud at work, that is.  I almost had a monitor spray moment!  

"Oh, I can quote D.H. Lawrence by heart!  Oh, my "marital pilgrimage" (nice way to put lipstick on that pig, eh?) is just like the Gift of the Magi!"  Good grief, the bloated sense of importance, the intellectual snobbery (and they say liberals are bad about that!), it's getting thicker by the minute.  Better get a shovel.  Or, in her case, have The Help get a shovel.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/11/2007 06:33:00 PM EST

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asking her fans to appeal to the governor for mercy.

Paris Hilton appeals to Governor Schwarzenegger claiming that she provides "...hope for young people all over the U.S

Wonder what the regrowth line would look like after a stint in jail?
What a waste of tissue.

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/11/2007 12:04:04 PM EST

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Waterloo was a land battle, so it would be a short list. ;) Trafalgar perhaps?

And please don't write about Paris Hilton. Or Anna Nicole Smith...

by Poeschek on 05/11/2007 12:33:50 PM EST

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...and I even brought the map!

Cheers!

by Archer on 05/11/2007 12:39:28 PM EST

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I had a girlfriend named Anne Smith and we stayed at a Hilton one weekend -- and I believe that was during the Schnapps phase. Can I write 'bout that?

by daMule on 05/11/2007 12:45:22 PM EST

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Actually, a friend of mine was in Europe and had to take a picture of the Paris Hilton. He said he was thinking about going inside, but was worried about the millions of people who had been there first. The jokes just wrote themselves really... :)

by Poeschek on 05/11/2007 01:31:40 PM EST

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So she says. ;-)

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 01:54:59 PM EST

[ Parent ]
Wasn't that Sweden's entry at Eurovision 1974? ;-)

(Hmmm... Bjorn & Benny blackmail video? The 'Beatles of Sweden'? Yep, the mighty Hep Stars!)

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 02:04:46 PM EST

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part of the story.

Conrad used to like to play soldiers with Hal Jackman (former Lt. Gov. of Ontario) and recreate all those old battles.

Thanks for the correction, you get my point.

And can you name any of the ships in the battle of Trafalgar? Extra shooter if you can.

by paul2port on 05/11/2007 04:50:37 PM EST

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Off the top of my head, I can name 3, the HMS Victory, Dreadnaught and Bellerophon.

by Poeschek on 05/11/2007 05:13:14 PM EST

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Nelson's flagship - HMS Victory.

These are just stabs in the dark because there were a whole lot of ships at Trafalgar and some of these names have been long used on British naval vessels. So, I'll hazard a guess that there was also a Dreadnought and a Britannia among them.

And the French had La Redoutable.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 05:38:23 PM EST

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That popped into my mind was the SS. Minnow.

and then this followed...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.

So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/11/2007 05:54:12 PM EST

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I always feel very depressed when I can't remember something important or interesting, but can still remember the theme song to Gillians Island, or Mr. Ed or Green Acres. I blame our satellite dish and Nickelodeon.

by Poeschek on 05/11/2007 06:19:44 PM EST

[ Parent ]
to board anything billed as a 'three hour tour'!

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 07:05:50 PM EST

[ Parent ]
... I sing these words to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

Try it!

by Archer on 05/11/2007 07:12:08 PM EST

[ Parent ]
...if anyone knows the small Ontario town named for the man who assumed supreme command after Nelson fell.

Doubles if you get his first name.

by Archer on 05/11/2007 07:08:42 PM EST

[ Parent ]
but the Ontario town was long known as a shipbuilding centre.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 07:19:12 PM EST

[ Parent ]
The C. Collingwood entry from Wikipedia, for those who just have to know.

by Archer on 05/11/2007 08:16:19 PM EST

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Knew that had to be a trick question.

At least it wasn't Wilberforce or Pointdexter (apologies and sympathy to any readers named Wilberforce or Pointdexter)

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 09:04:50 PM EST

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so here's to Street Sense and jockey calvin Borel, One Mint Julep.

Plus, something for Environment Canada leaker, Jeff Monaghan.

Over here Canadian voter, whatcha doin'?

Apologies for the mean-spirited nature of this one but I thought it might be perfect for daMule.

And back to EC. Something he wrote at the start of the Falklands conflict.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/11/2007 11:59:09 PM EST

Richard Thompson is one of the best.

For those who have never heard it, I would like to add Vincent Black Lightning 1952 to Frank Frinks offering.

The first link is an earlier concert version and this one is more recent and excellent for any guitarists out there who want to try cop a few licks off a master.

A great song by a great songwriter and an incredible finger picking guitar player.

Cheers!

by Archer on 05/12/2007 02:33:56 AM EST

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to choose from, but that one stuck out in relation to daMule.

What a brilliant guitar player (sadly his hands were obscured during his solo on that one).

I've seen RT many times. One highlight was a night when Henry Kaiser also happened to be gigging in VanCity the same night as RT. HK showed up at RT's gig (Commodore Ballroom) and they did what must have been a 9 or 10 minute version of 'Shoot Out The Lights'.

I've been listening to RT's '1000 Years of Popular Music' the past couple weeks.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

by Frank Frink on 05/12/2007 12:56:27 PM EST

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I've heard of HK but I haven't managed to hear his music yet. I am looking forward to it.

That RT record looks absolutely fascinating.

I absolutely have to get a hold of a copy of that.

Very interesting song choices. Makes ya think.

by Archer on 05/12/2007 02:03:32 PM EST

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just one aspect.

Here's another.

    thanks frank

by daMule on 05/12/2007 12:12:40 PM EST

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