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My beloved little city is suffering from an acute case of affluenza.   Where I live has been traditionally known as "God's Waiting Room".  The joke was that the only people who live here are "newlyweds and nearly deads".  With the real estate and development boom, change has exploded onto the scene.  I must be some kind of harbinger, because this is the third place I've moved to, thinking I was finally getting some breathing room, only to have the place completely transformed by a frenzy of development.   What once was a mellow yet vibrant community with affordable housing turned into a development friendly mayor and city council's wet dream - McMansions and condo high rises sprout like mushrooms, displacing older buildings and businesses.  With them comes dramatically increased traffic, scarce parking, crowded schools, and a general strain on infrastructure, which the city inevitably neglects to plan for.   Another thing that happens is that affordable rental housing starts becoming extinct.  

Condo conversions more popular

According to the CMHC, the price of a two-bedroom apartment in Calgary in October, 2006 was $960, up 19.5 percent from the year before. In Edmonton the price was $808, up from 9.9 per cent the year before.
According to the Canadian Mortgage and Housing Corporation, Calgary only saw two new apartment projects built last year.
Lai Sing Louie, a senior market analyst, said condo conversions continue to be a much more popular choice for developers because they're cheaper and more profitable.
Louie says 18 per cent of condo conversions are rented out by investors for about 30 per cent higher than regular apartment rents.

Caveat Emptor

I came home from work last Friday to a "Why rent when you can own?" sign on the lawn of my rental building, advertising the units, MY unit, for sale.  Now, I had a feeling that something was up for several weeks.   Let me explain.  My building is generally well maintained.  I'd say the place is 25 - 30 years old, and it's certainly nothing special, but it's kept clean, the lawn is mowed regularly (and noisily), landscaping is kept up, and when you have a problem or issue it's addressed quickly.  The location is fantastic.  I can walk to most anything, including work.  I use my car maybe once a week these days.  It's affordable.  They accept cats.   That being said, it's a 25 - 30 year old rental property that was cheaply built.  The exterior is stucco, which is somewhat more absorbant than say vinyl or aluminum siding, or brick.  Great in the desert, not the best in  the rainy, soggy Vancouver metro area.  About four times a year I have to bleach my window sills because they're growing mildew.   Once, I spent a weekend scraping some freaky black shit off the edges of the window glass - I had to use a screwdriver for it.  It was like a sticky resin, and I've seen it on the window sills in the common hallway.  It's drafty and poorly insulated.  The kitchen is a joke.  The  shared laundry room is a funnier joke.  But all in all, for a rental it's just fine.   And it's home, not just for me but for the tenants of about 79 other units here.  A lot of my neighbors are elderly and have lived in the building for many years.  

A few weeks ago, things started being improved.  There was some scary looking project involving respirator suits and plastic sheeting in the parking garage.  It reminded me of a scene out of the X-files.  The old wooden fencing was torn down and new, prettier wood fencing was put up.   But when I saw the carpeting had been torn out of the main entryways and tile that looks like textured brown stone or slate was being put down, I thought either we're going to be on "Extreme Home Makeover, 80's Apartment Edition", or the building was going condo.   Rental owners don't just up and spend that kind of improvement money unless they've been given a court order.   I hoped I was wrong.  I'm still about 5 boxes away from being completely unpacked from the last move.   Two days later is when I came home and was greeted by the "You're being kicked out" sign.

The sign said the sales office was suite #5.  Practically hyperventilating with anger, I stormed into the building and pounded on the door of suite #5, not bothering to stop at my place to deposit my grocery bags.  A woman of about 60 opened the door.  I could see past her into the unit, and noticed that it had been cosmetically remodeled.  Laminate floor, modern paint colour (and by modern I mean anything other than "real estate white"), Pottery Barn-looking furnishings.  I said to her, "When was I going to be informed that I was losing my home?"  I was smokin' hot pissed off, so much so that I was practically shaking.  She said that she was just there cleaning the place up and didn't know anything about it, that the sales team would be there next week starting Monday. I apologized and told her I realized that it had nothing to do with her, but certainly she could realize how upsetting this was, and that "I'll be back some time next week."  

On the way to my apartment, which includes a walk down a hallway that we call "the concourse", I noticed identical envelopes against a lot of the other apartment doors.  A ha, there's our notice.    Sure enough there was one on our door.  I snatched up the envelope, walked in, dropped my groceries on the table and tore it open.  Oh!  Wonder of wonders, our fabulous unit was for sale for $239,000, and we got first dibs, including an $11,000 decorating budget!  Wasn't that teriffic?   And they were so very concerned about inconveniencing us, but they would give us 24 hours notice before they showed our suite to anyone, and a generous (and legally mandated)  2 months notice before we had to pack up our entire life and move!  I burst into tears and became inconsolable.  For days.  

I can't qualify for a mortgage yet even though I have an excellent credit rating in the US .  I haven't worked in Canada for a minimum 1 year to qualify.  My husband can't qualify on his own for a mortgage large enough to buy this place.  And even if I was eligible, sinking over a quarter of a million dollars into this building would potentially be the stupidest thing we've ever done.  

A day or so later we received a super-fantastic invitation to view the sales suite.  Not being able to pass up a chance to see how they'd gussied up the place, and also to meet the vultures whose immediate goal was to sell our home out from underneath us, when I got home from work we headed down to #5.  On the way, we ran into an impromptu tenants meeting being held in the stairway.  Several of our neighbors were swapping horror stories of the last few weeks in the building with the sales and remodeling.  The boiler had been replaced, but the pipes were too old (or too cheap) to handle the increased water pressure and several had burst, totally flooding two apartments.   The contractors who were doing remodeling work had been leaving the outer security doors propped open, and at least one unit had been burglarized.  The fire alarm has been tripped by the drywallers at least three times so far, so that this morning when the it went off, my husband and I were the only ones who left the building.  It's like the Boy Who Cried Wolf.  The firefighters who were out front seemed pretty irritated that they had to answer another false alarm at our building.  One man said that last year his whole bathroom had to be gutted due to black mold.   A man who had moved into our building recently because the last building he rented in was turned into condos said he was refusing to let them enter his unit to show it.  He said he's got a 14 year old daughter at home alone after school and he'd be damned if strangers were going to be coming into his place.  A very long time tenant said they were aware that the roof needed replacing, something which the new strata owners would most likely end up paying for.  If it's anything like a lot of the other buildings of its era, it won't be long before the entire building envelope needs to be replaced, another thing that the new owners would pay for.  One of the women, whose apartment had been flooded last week, had found a wandering condo gawker in the building and gave them a tour of the water damaged hallway on the first floor where the pipes had burst, sending that prospective buyer running for the exit.  We all agreed that buying a unit in the building was a sucker's bet, especially for the prices they were demanding.   After confirming with our neighbors what we already knew, we continued along to the sales suite.

Lipstick on a pig

I must say, the place cleaned up nicely.  The particular laminate flooring they chose was cheap and cheesy looking, but the paint was pretty and they had put granite countertops in the kitchen and bath.  Very trendy.  It looked spacious and fresh.  We were asked upon arrival if we were tenants already, which unit we lived in, and were we interested in buying at all.  I emphatically told her "No, we're not interested.  We just wanted to see what you've done with the place.".  She got a touch frosty after that.  

I pulled back the lovely new curtains in one of the bedrooms and noticed the same freaky, sticky black shit that I'd scraped off mine before.   I pointed it out to my husband, saying "Looks like they missed a spot".  We both found that the longer we looked around, the madder we were getting, so we left and went back upstairs in silence.   I suppose that as a renter I don't really have the right to feel this way, but it felt like a violation to me.  Perky sales people  were trying their damndest to make sure I have to move, and considering the current scarcity of affordable rentals in my neighborhood anyway, it's not going to be easy to find a new place.  Especially condsidering two things - we have a cat, and up to 79 other people need to find affordable rental housing as well at about the same time.  

Support for proposal to save rentals
Prevents replacement by condo

Dozens of renters lined up at city hall in Vancouver last night to support a staff proposal to protect remaining rental housing stock.
The proposal is to prevent developers from tearing down rental housing and replacing it with condominiums, unless the new building includes at least the same number of rental units as the old one.

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As condo towers go up and apartments are converted to purchase, rental vacancy rates have fallen to approximately 0.3 per cent in 2006. More than half of Vancouver households rent, and approximately one-third of them pay more than 30 per cent of their income toward housing.
Landlords and developers oppose the proposal. They say the condo boom has added thousands of new suites to the rental market. But city staff note rents in those units is on average 22 per cent higher than the purpose-built equivalent."

So, if you know a good source of free quality cardboard boxes, please leave it in the comments.  Having been actively perusing the rental ads in the last week, the possibility of finding an affordable place near here that will take a cat looks pretty bleak.   We may have to leave our neighborhood, somewhere I had hoped I could finally put some roots down - rent until I've been working for a year and maybe buy a place.  A place that, even though it was changing, finally felt like home.  

on how to combat relocation exhaustion would be greatly appreciated.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/19/2007 05:18:10 PM EST

I have moved more times in the last 5 years than I can say really.

one of our landlords sold out from under us too. Its a weird feeling....anger, fear. Nothing you can do about it.

He didnt even give us the news himself, sent some chickenshit realtor to deliver the "notice" when we werent home.

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/19/2007 05:39:06 PM EST

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...that wouldn't sound trite.  I am sorry you have to go through an uprooting.  I sounds like purchasing isn't a good option.  However, I don't doubt they will sell.

I don't know if there is something resembling rent controls out there.  It seems that if an apartment building goes condo, speculators buy individual units and then rent them out for higher than the rent was before.  It appears that two people make money, the original apartment building owners and the speculators.  Regular folks get screwed.

I am not sure what would protect renters.  A requirement that purchasers of condo units that were previously rental apartments could not then rent the unit for more than what was previously charged might take the luster out of going condo.

Affordable housing is an important thing.  Making it so is quite a riddle.

I hope it can work out for you.

Here's a golden oldie - Conserve Water / Shower with a friend

by willy be frantic on 05/20/2007 01:14:54 AM EST

If my corporation and I owned a rental property in a newly 'hot' area, and I knew that within the next several years that the roof and building envelope would need replacing, not to mention the appliances in the laundry room being days away from going tits-up, among other things, I'd want to dump the place and get as much out of it as I can.  And as a believer in capitalism (though not laissez faire), I think it would be my right to do so.  I totally get that.  It doesn't make it any less rotten that this uppity bitch downstairs is working hard to get me out of here, but I do understand and somewhat accept it.  

However.  The other side of the coin is how many more people are negatively affected by this kind of sale.  In an area like mine where the majority of jobs are in the service industry, when you have scarce rentals available one of two (or both) things can happen.  You price out the service workers in the area and they either move to the closest affordable area and commute into their service job (if they drive then taking up yet another scarce parking space that will now NOT be used by a customer), or they quit to work closer to their new neighborhood, leaving a labour shortage in the immediate area.  So not only do renters get royally screwed by large buildings like mine flipping, but area business owners do as well.  Oh, and that's not even including any sucker who buys in this building who will end up paying for the major repairs.  I can't imagine enough money in a strata contingency fund to pay for both a new roof and a new building envelope within 5 or even 10 years.  And if you're affected by mold, well then you may be in a world of hurt here.  

That is where local government should step in, like in Vancouver where they have a proposal that any new building that replaces existing rental property must provide at least the same number of rental units.  

People rent for lots of reasons besides "I can't afford it".  Any municipality would do well to protect rental availability, just like they'd be smart to protect land that food can grow on.  Shortsightedness in these areas is a recipe for disaster.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/20/2007 11:32:24 AM EST

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They're showing our apartment today.  I'm so bummed out that I spent yesterday morning cleaning.  I'd just as soon have the place looking like hell while strangers are peering into the closets.  Ah well, the bedroom is quite a disaster still, with laundry piles and unpacked boxes.  

Bastards.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/22/2007 10:49:28 AM EST

Of tilex in one of the windowsills, and some other mold killing equipment. heh.

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/22/2007 12:19:35 PM EST

There's some poetic justice to all of this.  As they're "improving" the building, all kinds of things are happening.  They painted the ceiling in our hallway yesterday afternoon - literally enclosed it in a bubble of plastic (nobody could get in or out!)and sprayed the ceiling.  However, the paint is not sticking.  It appears to be buckling and coming off in sheets.  Hahahahahahahaha!   Should look great for the 2 viewings we have tonight.  

They're high if they think I'm lifting a finger to help facilitate this sale.  No more cleaning!  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/23/2007 10:38:46 AM EST

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No more cleaning!
I'm sure if you leave the place immaculate with every surface & corner scrubbed perfectly clean, they'll return your entire deposit.

Yeah, right!

by daMule on 05/23/2007 10:51:51 AM EST

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well off financially - far from it.  But I am lucky enough at the moment to be able to tell them to take my deposit and cram it right up their ass.  Besides, once we get out they may want to put some lipstick on this pig too, so that they can either sell it or jack up the rent, so they'll rip out everything anyway.  Not worth my precious time to clean it.

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/23/2007 10:58:14 AM EST

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They've been showing the place a lot - too much.  Three viewings between last Thursday and Friday, and they've scheduled 2 for today.  I'm not sure exactly how my right to privacy applies in this situation, but I'm already tired of strangers wandering through my home, looking in my closets.  It's intrusive enough when you actually have a vested interest in the place selling.  When you'd just as soon stay, it's downright maddening.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/28/2007 10:58:52 AM EST

Most of the tenancy laws lean favourably for the landlords.

Who woulda guessed hey?

All I could find was this:

Right to Quiet Enjoyment


The modern trend is towards relaxing the rigid limits of purely physical interference towards recognizing other acts of direct interference. Frequent and ongoing interference by the landlord, or, if preventable by the landlord and he stands idly by while others engage in such conduct, may form a basis for a claim of a breach of the covenant of quiet enjoyment. Such interference might include serious examples of: · entering the rental premises frequently, or without notice or permission;

But I think they can pretty much camp in your living room if they give you 24 hours notice first.

I support the separation of Church and Hate....

by Pale on 05/28/2007 02:13:59 PM EST

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That might be almost as delicious as Lawd and Laydee Black moving in downstairs.  I have lots of obnoxious music, and a passive aggressive streak a mile wide, and I'm creative.  I might even be tempted to let my husband smoke inside.  

Canadian Republicans Suck

by prole on 05/29/2007 12:57:10 AM EST

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